Shenny Alphabet. Engine Light.
AMY: Your check engine light is on.
PENNY: Yeah, it’s okay.
AMY: But the light indicates…
SHELDON: Don’t bother. I’ve wasted many an hour tilting at that particular windmill.
Shenny Alphabet. Driving Simulator.
SHELDON: Now, are there air bags?
LEONARD: You don’t need air bags.
SHELDON: What if a simulated van rear-ends me?
PENNY: I’ll hit you in the face with a pillow.
Shenny Alphabet. Chinese Character for Soup.
PENNY: Oh, my god, what the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?
SHELDON: Episodes of sub psychotic rage.
SHELDON: Possible Tourette’s. All right, moles, lesions or other skin conditions. Soup tattoo on right buttock.
Shenny Alphabet. Big Ol’ Five
SHELDON (to Leonard): I’m surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently she’s a big old five.