Shenny Alphabet. Engine Light.

AMY: Your check engine light is on.

PENNY: Yeah, it’s okay.

AMY: But the light indicates…

SHELDON: Don’t bother. I’ve wasted many an hour tilting at that particular windmill.

Shenny Alphabet. Driving Simulator.

SHELDON: Now, are there air bags?

LEONARD: You don’t need air bags.

SHELDON: What if a simulated van rear-ends me?

PENNY: I’ll hit you in the face with a pillow.

Shenny Alphabet. Chinese Character for Soup.

PENNY: Oh, my god, what the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?

SHELDON: Episodes of sub psychotic rage.

PENNY: Ass.

SHELDON: Possible Tourette’s. All right, moles, lesions or other skin conditions. Soup tattoo on right buttock.

Shenny Alphabet. Big Ol’ Five

SHELDON (to Leonard): I’m surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently she’s a big old five.

Shenny Alphabet. Age Of Conan.

PENNY: Oh my God, a treasure chest, I’m rich!

SHELDON: Level three and she thinks she’s rich! What a noob…